DULCIE, Please stalk me so you see this!
So, I’m really bored (Guys, come hang out with me) and I was messing around so I made Harry Styles and my baby, and it was really cute, and then I saw Zayn so I made Zayn and your baby. AND OMG YOU GUYS HAVE THE CUTEST BABY BOY. Please do the world a favor and actually make this kid. Seriously.
AHHHH MAURIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! hahaha this is … AMAZAYN (that will never get old). Our baby is so cute!! THIS WAS SO MEANT TO BE. Zayn and I are officially going to get married at some point. I’ve decided. He’ll just know me as “that creepy girl that stalks me” for a while, but eventually he’ll come around haha.
Reblog if the internet has turned your life into a barely controlled experiment on the effects of sleep deprivation.












